Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!