Chicken sees-a salad
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A chicken Caesar salad.
she couldn't see that well
because chicken.
because they're too poor to afford chairs.
The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.
Because the elephant isn't chicken !
Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.
Because eggs were going up !
My poor, mixed-up kids...
They egg them on!
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The spelling.
She was always using fowl language.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
The rooster. )
Let's get some chicks!
A: If they dropped them they'd break
They don't but all eggs always fit.
They always egg-cercise!
Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.
The retail store
Banned from
Because twitter has an 140 character limit.
She wanted to lay it on the line!
It burns too easily
Try to get her off!
He sat under the durian tree.
They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.
I literally chant even..."
For me it's three weeks.
An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.
Scrambled egg
Bacon and scrambled leggs.
The Weasley twins
Bob