What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

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What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you?

Mi Ghosta!!

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River