What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.