Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

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What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

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Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?

Carrot-eh

What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Waattaaah!

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.