Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
A Crane.
they have too many ohms to be good conductors.
You can hear their brooms tick!
Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...
Because the stalks are all ears.
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
Kick her out of bed
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
Kiaaaaaaaa
There was no punch-line.
He fainted after the punch line.
