Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering?

Ohm.

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.