Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

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What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

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Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears