Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

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How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

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What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears