Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Englishman Jokes More Englishman Jokes

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.