Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

Where is everyone beautiful?

In the dark.

Englishman Jokes More Englishman Jokes

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.