You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
Because the Earth is not a sandwich!
Because it's bipolar.
Polly want a quacker!
What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.
Loafers.
She's the one wearing knee pads.
She identified as pump-kin.
Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!
Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)
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There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
Disguise!