Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !