You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
You guys have no life!"
Horses
To get some quack
Duck.
They're wearing a SOMBERERO
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
She's the one wearing knee pads.
They're always switching their tails!
Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)
K
The Lone Aardvark!
There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.