How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.