How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

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What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.