Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

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What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

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What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.