Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing?

They have an engineering degree.

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

What's brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.