Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

What's brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.