What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

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What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

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How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line