Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.