Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

What is Long, has two balls and you lift it ?

A dumbell