Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT