Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

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How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Who's gonna drive her?

That's right. You.

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Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.