What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !