How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How can you drive so recklessly?

Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"