Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!