Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!