When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.
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He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.
You kip.
You will get exhausted.
Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.
You'll get exhausted
He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.
Dance moves.
A dislocated hipster.
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
Because he makes all the ladies wet.
They can both burn C.D's
Namaste here
He got hit by a bus!
He waits at the next station
Because no one man should have all that flour.
They both blow up people who don't agree with them.
Emission impossible
They both lie about their emissions.
Buds before suds, bro.
Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose
