When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.
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He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.
You kip.
You will get exhausted.
Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.
You'll get exhausted
He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.
I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
Emission impossible
They both lie about their emissions.
500 soles were lost.
Someone that didn't take it out in time.
Because one had a dream and died
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
Survivor guilt.
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
A: She went to sea a movie.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.
None of your business.
Amy Swallowa.
