Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

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What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.