In case your other agus breaks.
Because omg they can't even.
Because they pack light.
They always quack the case.
In case he gets a hole-in-one
Meow-schwitz.
Because he's the fire starter.
Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah
So you always have access to cold hard cash...
Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)
with asparagus...