What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test?

Because the resemblance was uncanny.

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

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What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...