What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

What do you call an elephant that no one needs?

Irrelephant.

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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)