Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ?

Cuba wood !

What language do they speak in Cuba ?

Cubic !