Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

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Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

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Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

What language do they speak in Cuba ?

Cubic !