Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

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How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"