Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

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How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.