How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

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What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate?

Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"