How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".