What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

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What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

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What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.