Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.