Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !