Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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What sort of violin does a ghost play?

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.