What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...