Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

What's a joke?

My life...

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.