A corn has ears.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.
Tell her a joke at Christmas
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
The Musket - ears
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
The silence of the lambs
Shine a flashlight in his ears.
