Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.