How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

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How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

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It's the one who has knee pads on.

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What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

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Your ears stay warmer.

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How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

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They don't have a say in anything!

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He did it for the

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.