Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

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Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.