Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

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Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).