Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do blonde's have against condoms?

A: Their cheeks.

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

pa-jammins

Doggie Bag Jokes More Doggie Bag Jokes

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.