Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.