Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

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How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.