Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

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What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...