Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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Chernobyl fallout

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout