What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water