Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

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Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Dental Record Jokes More Dental Record Jokes

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.