How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

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What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

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How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )