How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

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What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

What would be a good dating site for rednecks ?

MyHeritage.com

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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

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What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin