How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

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How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

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Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )