Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

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What does a chauvinistic doctor use as a general term for women with high cholesterol?

A Broad Stroke...

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.