Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

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What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!