What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."