Cut off their lips
None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.
Because the steaks were too high...
Do you have a ticket for that?
A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
He had a problem with his hamstring.
His job was soda-pressing
Cut off his nose.
A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.
They are sitting on their lips!
