You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.
A: Dino-mite.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Drop it in sparkling water.
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.
He doesn't, they are both Aryans.
By bee-mail.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"