What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Japanese Person Jokes More Japanese Person Jokes

What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.