How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent

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Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Which was?

We ate Bill" OMG. How long were you in there "4 minutes"

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Kellogg Jokes More Kellogg Jokes

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.