Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

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What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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Why did the boy like doing trigonometry?

Just cos.

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.