Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

What's green and german?

Snotzis.

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Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'