Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

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How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.