Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

Why do the Japs like Sony?

Because they made the Playstasian

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What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.