What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

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Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ?

Where is my shovel

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.