What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you?

M'laria.

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What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

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What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.