How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.